You can throw an envelope as far as you want.

But it’ll still be stationery.

Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “stationery.” While “stationery” refers to paper products like envelopes, the punchline uses “stationary” to mean something that doesn’t move, creating humor through wordplay on the similar-sounding terms.

What do you think?

Why didn’t Isaac Newton drink wine?

I accidentally ordered a bulk lot of 12 pencil sharpeners for $1 from the stationery store.