Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?

To start off the new year in a cool way.

Explanation: The joke plays on the pun “cool way,” suggesting that putting a calendar in the freezer literally makes it cold, while figuratively implying starting the new year fresh and exciting. It’s a light-hearted twist on a common phrase.

What do you think?

I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colors.

What happened to the Kleptomaniac who stole an Advent calendar?