Why do you pee your pants when someone points a gun at you?

Because urine danger.

Explanation: This joke is a pun on the phrase “you’re in danger,” replacing “you’re” with “urine,” which is a term for pee. The humor comes from the double meaning, where “urine danger” not only suggests fear but also makes a funny reference to physically peeing one’s pants when scared. The wordplay creates a clever and amusing twist on a serious situation.

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