Why do squirrels have such small balls?

Because surprisingly, very few of them now how to dance.

Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “balls.” It humorously suggests that squirrels have small testicles because they lack the ability to dance, referencing the phrase “having the balls” to take risks or be bold. The punchline creates a light-hearted twist, linking the physical and metaphorical meanings in a playful way.

What do you think?

Why can’t you explain jokes to a kleptomaniac?

I’m a kleptomaniac who has a tendency to steal board games.