Why did the kleptomaniac steal all of the self-help books?

He just couldn’t help himself.

Explanation: This joke humorously plays on the phrase “couldn’t help himself,” which means being unable to resist an urge. The punchline is clever because it refers both to the kleptomaniac’s inability to stop stealing and to the self-help books, creating a fun double meaning.

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