Who wants to hear a joke about the Middle East?

Israeli Good!

Explanation: This joke is a pun on the phrase “It’s really good” and the name of the country “Israel.” The humor comes from the wordplay where “Israeli” sounds like “It’s really,” making the punchline a clever mix of language and geography. The joke asks if the audience wants to hear a Middle East joke and then answers with a playful twist on how good the joke is by referencing Israel.

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