What is something a dentist can say but a gynecologist cannot?

“I’m about to perform oral procedures.”

Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “oral procedures.” While a dentist refers to dental work, the phrase has a suggestive connotation in the context of a gynecologist, creating humor through inappropriate context.

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