What is big and white and will kill you if it falls out a tree?

A freezer.

Explanation: This joke sets up an absurd scenario by contrasting the expectation of something dangerous, like a large animal, with the unexpected punchline of a freezer. The humor arises from the absurdity of the idea that a freezer could fall from a tree, playing on the audience’s surprise and imagination.

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