What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it would be R (arrr), but his true love be the C (sea).

Explanation: This joke plays on the expectation that a pirate’s favorite letter would be “R,” reflecting their stereotypical speech. However, the punchline reveals that their true love is the “C,” referring to the sea, cleverly combining wordplay with pirate themes.

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