What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog’s fingers.

Explanation: The joke plays on the expectation of something literal like food (bacon), but delivers an absurd punchline implying Kermit the Frog’s fingers smell like bacon, mixing an innocent character with an unexpected, humorous twist.

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