What is a phlebotomist’s favorite song?

“You’re So Vein.”

Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “vein.” A phlebotomist is someone who draws blood, often from veins, while “You’re So Vein” is a pun on “You’re So Vain,” a famous song by Carly Simon. The humor arises from the clever wordplay connecting the profession to the song.

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