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What happened to the Kleptomaniac who stole an Advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

Explanation: The joke hinges on the double meaning of “25 days.” A kleptomaniac steals an Advent calendar, which counts down the 25 days until Christmas. Instead, he metaphorically “gets” 25 days of punishment for stealing.

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