What goes up but never comes down?

Inflation.

Explanation: This joke is a twist on the common riddle “What goes up but never comes down?” Typically, the answer is “age,” but the punchline humorously substitutes “inflation,” referencing the economic reality that prices tend to rise without decreasing, adding a witty financial twist.

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