What does Willie Nelson sing when he has diarrhea?

On the Commode Again….

Explanation: This joke is a playful twist on Willie Nelson’s famous song “On the Road Again.” The punchline, “On the Commode Again,” humorously replaces “road” with “commode,” a colloquial term for a toilet. This creates a funny connection between the song’s theme of travel and the relatable situation of having diarrhea, making it both clever and lighthearted.

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