What does J.D Vance’s wife do when she gets mad at him?

I don’t know, but she definitely won’t make him sleep on the couch.

Explanation: This joke refers to viral rumors about J.D. Vance. The punchline humorously implies that when his wife is mad, she won’t make him sleep on the couch because of the infamous “couch” and “dolphin p*rn” incidents circulating online.

What do you think?

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