What does Captain Kirk hate about texting?

The emoti-khaaaaaaans!

Explanation: This joke is a pun combining “emoticons” (text symbols expressing emotions) with “Khaaaaaaan,” a famous line Captain Kirk yells in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. It humorously imagines Kirk hating emoticons because of this iconic enemy.

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Where do cow farts come from?

If we are to be serious about saving the planet, we should stop printing calendars.