What do you get when you cross Superman with a kleptomaniac?

A man of steal!

Explanation: This joke is a pun on Superman’s nickname “Man of Steel.” By crossing Superman with a kleptomaniac, the punchline changes “steel” to “steal,” humorously suggesting that this version of Superman would be a compulsive thief, playing on the similar sounds of “steel” and “steal.”

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