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What do you get when you cross Keanu Reeves with Kanye West?

A Neo Nazi.

Explanation: This joke combines Keanu Reeves’ famous character, Neo, from The Matrix, with Kanye West’s controversial statements linked to antisemitism. The punchline “Neo Nazi” plays on this combination, creating a dark, wordplay-based humor.

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