What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest?

A hungry Hungary hippo.

Explanation: This joke humorously plays on the name of the children’s game “Hungry Hungry Hippos” and the country Hungary. The punchline combines “hungry” with “Hungary,” creating a clever wordplay that connects the hippo’s hunger to the country’s name for a fun twist!

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, “I’ll have H2O, too.”