What do you call a man with a knife in each leg?

An ambulance.

Explanation: This joke sets up the expectation of a clever nickname for a man with knives in his legs. Instead, the punchline shifts abruptly to “an ambulance,” humorously suggesting that the man needs urgent medical attention. The punchline works through the surprising and literal response to the setup, turning a potentially serious situation into a darkly comedic twist.

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