What do you call a lizard that doesn’t work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Explanation: This joke is a pun on the phrase “erectile dysfunction,” a medical condition. The punchline swaps “erectile” with “reptile,” referring to a lizard, and humorously suggests that a lizard that doesn’t work has a “reptile dysfunction.” The clever wordplay creates a playful twist, making the joke both lighthearted and amusing.

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