What coding language do you think God uses?

He’s senior management. He doesn’t code any more.

Explanation: This joke plays on the concept of God as an all-powerful creator, likening Him to a senior manager in a tech company. The punchline, “He doesn’t code any more,” humorously implies that, like many senior managers in the tech world, God has moved away from hands-on coding to overseeing things from a high-level perspective. The humor lies in the modern comparison of God to a tech executive, making it funny for those familiar with tech industry roles.

What do you think?

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