Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it’s tearable.

Explanation: This joke is a play on words with “tearable,” which sounds like “terrible.” The punchline humorously implies that the paper joke is so bad that it’s “tearable,” creating a clever pun that combines the concept of paper with a humorous twist on its quality.

What do you think?

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Where do vampires get their stationery?