30 Funny Pumpkin Jokes In 2024 [Updated]

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in Food

Why did the Mexican pumpkin have to go on a diet?

by charstacker September 10, 2024, 3:00 pm

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in Food

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

by charstacker September 10, 2024, 11:00 am

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in Food

What do you get when you divide 355 Jack o’lanterns by 113 Jack o’lanterns?

by charstacker September 10, 2024, 9:00 am

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in Sport

Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?

by charstacker September 10, 2024, 7:00 am

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in Entertainment

A piece of pumpkin pie costs $2.00 in Jamaica and $2.45 in Barbados.

by charstacker September 10, 2024, 5:00 am

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in Education

What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?

by charstacker September 10, 2024, 3:00 am

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in Food

What do you call a heavy pumpkin?

by charstacker September 9, 2024, 10:11 am

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in Food

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?

by charstacker September 9, 2024, 10:11 am

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in Food

My child procrastinated on carving their pumpkin.

by charstacker September 9, 2024, 10:11 am

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What do you get from a falling pumpkin?

by charstacker September 9, 2024, 10:11 am

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Carve out some fun with our pumpkin jokes and puns! These seasonal funnies are perfect for Halloween lovers and fall enthusiasts.

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Why did the Mexican pumpkin have to go on a diet?

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

What do you get when you divide 355 Jack o’lanterns by 113 Jack o’lanterns?

Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?

A piece of pumpkin pie costs $2.00 in Jamaica and $2.45 in Barbados.

What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?

What do you call a heavy pumpkin?

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?

My child procrastinated on carving their pumpkin.

What do you get from a falling pumpkin?

What is the root over 1 tan^2(c)?

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