30 Funny Monopoly Jokes In 2024 [Updated]

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in Finance

Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn’t valid anymore.

by charstacker September 16, 2024, 1:54 pm

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in Entertainment

I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a yard sale.

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Entertainment

I discovered a magic wand that can transform any copy of Monopoly into Risk.

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Entertainment

What type of animals are the best to play Monopoly with?

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Entertainment

Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Entertainment

What do you call the opposite of a monopoly?

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Entertainment

I was asked why I put my valuables in a Monopoly board game box.

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Entertainment

What do Coldplay use to play a game of Monopoly?

by charstacker September 5, 2024, 8:47 am

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in Law And Order

My son didn’t cope well with going to jail.

by charstacker September 2, 2024, 11:16 pm

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Latest jokes

Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn’t valid anymore.

I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a yard sale.

I discovered a magic wand that can transform any copy of Monopoly into Risk.

What type of animals are the best to play Monopoly with?

Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?

What do you call the opposite of a monopoly?

I was asked why I put my valuables in a Monopoly board game box.

What do Coldplay use to play a game of Monopoly?

My son didn’t cope well with going to jail.

What is the root over 1 tan^2(c)?

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What did P Diddy say when he got pulled over for running a red light?

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Have you ever heard of room 40?

Did you hear about excessive oil at Diddy’s house?

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