30 Funny Isaac Newton Jokes In 2024 [Updated]

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in Science

Why didn’t Isaac Newton drink wine?

by charstacker October 4, 2024, 8:10 pm

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Why is Newton the most alcoholic scientist ?

by charstacker October 4, 2024, 5:08 pm

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Why did Isaac Newton’s son know so much about gravity?

by charstacker October 4, 2024, 2:06 pm

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in Science

Newton’s third law of Emotion.

by charstacker October 4, 2024, 11:15 am

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in Science

Newton, Pascal and Kelvin are playing hide and seek.

by charstacker October 4, 2024, 8:30 am

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in Science

What is Isaac Newton’s favorite kind of humor?

by charstacker October 4, 2024, 2:15 am

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in Science

Did you know Isaac Newton liked heavy metal?

by charstacker October 3, 2024, 11:37 pm

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in Science

Astronomers before Newton were just goofing around.

by charstacker October 3, 2024, 8:15 pm

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in Science

What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?

by charstacker October 3, 2024, 6:04 pm

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My conspiracy theorist friend told me gravity was a government conspiracy.

by charstacker October 3, 2024, 2:00 pm

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