30 Funny Harry Potter Jokes In 2024 [Updated]

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in Politics

Why did J. K. Rowling’s dog pee on her?

by charstacker October 10, 2024, 11:05 am

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in Nature

What do you call a hippo that can do magic?

by charstacker October 5, 2024, 10:32 am

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in Entertainment

Why did McGonagall trust Hermione with a Time-Turner?

by charstacker September 28, 2024, 5:53 pm

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in Politics

Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?

by charstacker September 24, 2024, 10:22 am

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in Education

Why did Gandalf get fired from Hogwarts?

by charstacker September 15, 2024, 10:20 am

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in Entertainment

Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter(X), but not Facebook(Meta)?

by charstacker September 12, 2024, 3:46 pm

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in Sport

How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play his favorite sport?

by charstacker August 31, 2024, 7:33 pm

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in Entertainment

If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message.

by charstacker August 31, 2024, 7:33 pm

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in Entertainment

Reading the Harry Potter series is a lot like growing up and aging.

by charstacker August 31, 2024, 7:33 pm

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in Lifestyle

What was Harry Potter’s deodorant called?

by charstacker August 31, 2024, 7:33 pm

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Cast a spell of laughter with our Harry Potter jokes and puns! These magical funnies are perfect for fans of the wizarding world and all things Hogwarts.

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Why did J. K. Rowling’s dog pee on her?

What do you call a hippo that can do magic?

Why did McGonagall trust Hermione with a Time-Turner?

Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?

Why did Gandalf get fired from Hogwarts?

How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play his favorite sport?

If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message.

Reading the Harry Potter series is a lot like growing up and aging.

What was Harry Potter’s deodorant called?

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