30 Funny Grocery Jokes In 2024 [Updated]

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What do you have when you buy the wrong meat at the store?

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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Why was Frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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What did batman say to the grocery store clerk?

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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in Food

What did the vegetables say when they got stuck in a grocery bag?

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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I had the toughest time finding soup ingredients at the grocery store.

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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How do employees of a Middle Eastern grocery store answer the phone?

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display.

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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I quit my grocery store job when they started paying in vegetables instead of cash.

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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They say never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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Where would backstabbers buy their groceries?

by charstacker September 22, 2024, 11:02 am

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Bag some laughs with our grocery jokes and puns! These funnies are perfect for shoppers and anyone who loves a good supermarket joke.

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What do you have when you buy the wrong meat at the store?

Why was Frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?

What did batman say to the grocery store clerk?

What did the vegetables say when they got stuck in a grocery bag?

I had the toughest time finding soup ingredients at the grocery store.

How do employees of a Middle Eastern grocery store answer the phone?

While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display.

I quit my grocery store job when they started paying in vegetables instead of cash.

They say never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.

Where would backstabbers buy their groceries?

Why P-Diddy has such nice hair?

Did you hear about P Diddy’s new nickname?

What did P Diddy say when he got pulled over for running a red light?

Did you hear about excessive oil at Diddy’s house?

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“My friend urinated everywhere when he met his favourite rapper.”

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

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