30 Funny Chuck Norris Jokes In 2024 [Updated]

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in Entertainment

Once, Chuck Norris reached a point of no return… and returned.

by charstacker September 30, 2024, 11:45 pm

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in Health

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.

by charstacker September 30, 2024, 12:13 pm

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in Entertainment

Chuck Norris does not have near-death experiences, death has near Chuck Norris experiences.

by charstacker September 29, 2024, 2:46 pm

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in Entertainment

Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

by charstacker September 28, 2024, 9:38 am

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in Entertainment

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra snake, after 3 long days of suffering, the snake died.

by charstacker September 27, 2024, 2:38 pm

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in Food

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

by charstacker September 26, 2024, 5:32 pm

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in Riddle

Chuck Norris is why the chicken crossed the road.

by charstacker September 26, 2024, 5:29 pm

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in Law And Order

One time Chuck Norris was pulled over, he let the cop off with a warning.

by charstacker September 26, 2024, 5:29 pm

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in Science

Chuck Norris once destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements, because he only believes in the Element of Surprise.

by charstacker September 26, 2024, 5:29 pm

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in Science

The universe expands because everything is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.

by charstacker September 26, 2024, 5:29 pm

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Our Chuck Norris jokes and puns pack a punch of laughter! These legendary funnies are all about the unstoppable, unbeatable Chuck Norris, perfect for fans of the martial arts master.

Latest jokes

Once, Chuck Norris reached a point of no return… and returned.

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris does not have near-death experiences, death has near Chuck Norris experiences.

Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra snake, after 3 long days of suffering, the snake died.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris is why the chicken crossed the road.

One time Chuck Norris was pulled over, he let the cop off with a warning.

Chuck Norris once destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements, because he only believes in the Element of Surprise.

The universe expands because everything is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.

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What did P Diddy say when he got pulled over for running a red light?

Did you hear about excessive oil at Diddy’s house?

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“My friend urinated everywhere when he met his favourite rapper.”

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

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