Saw a squirrel that couldn’t make up his mind today.

He was on the fence all day.

Explanation: This joke plays on the phrase “on the fence,” which means being indecisive. The punchline humorously suggests that the squirrel is literally sitting on a fence, reinforcing its indecisiveness. The clever twist combines the literal and figurative meanings, making the joke lighthearted and fun.

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Interviewer: It says here on your resume that you used to be in the theatre. What made you leave?

Why can’t you explain jokes to a kleptomaniac?