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0 Votes by charstacker inDisaster

Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

alpaca pandemic

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