Netflix’s new subscription fees are so high I’ve had to stop paying the heating bill.

Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill.

Explanation: This joke plays on the popular phrase “Netflix and chill,” which is often used as a euphemism for a casual, romantic encounter while watching Netflix. The punchline humorously suggests that the rising subscription fees have caused a person to prioritize streaming over heating their home, implying that they’re so focused on watching Netflix that they’ve sacrificed comfort. It highlights the absurdity of choosing entertainment over basic needs and adds a twist to the usual meaning of the phrase.

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