Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner & Rachel Reeves walk into a bar.

The taxpayer buys them a round.

Explanation: This joke pokes fun at politicians, implying that they are often perceived as enjoying privileges at the expense of taxpayers. The punchline suggests that instead of paying for their own drinks, it’s the public (through taxes) that foots the bill, creating humor through the common stereotype of politicians benefiting from public funds.

What do you think?

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