Just hired a kleptomaniac as an entertainer.

He stole the show.

Explanation: This joke plays on the expression “stole the show,” which means someone gave an outstanding performance. The humor arises from the double meaning, suggesting that the kleptomaniac not only performed well but also literally “stole” the show, staying true to their kleptomaniac tendencies.

What do you think?

What do you call a fight between squirrels?

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?