Interviewer: Why should we hire you as a waiter?

Me: For starters, I bring a lot to the table.

Explanation: This joke plays on the phrase “bring a lot to the table,” which is commonly used to highlight someone’s skills or value. In the context of a waiter job, the punchline humorously doubles as a literal statement about bringing food to the table, creating a clever wordplay.

What do you think?

An aspiring thief enters the theatre.

I saw a theatre production about puns recently.