Interviewer: It says here on your resume that you used to be in the theatre. What made you leave?

“Well, the movie ended, so…”

Explanation: This joke relies on the double meaning of “theatre.” The interviewer assumes the applicant was involved in stage acting, but the applicant humorously interprets it as watching a movie, suggesting he left because it was over, creating a clever and unexpected twist.

What do you think?

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.

Saw a squirrel that couldn’t make up his mind today.