If Dracula was a psychiatrist, what would his name be?

The Countselor.

Explanation: The joke is a pun that combines “Count,” referencing Dracula’s title as Count Dracula, with “counselor,” a term for a psychiatrist. This wordplay humorously suggests that Dracula would offer psychological advice, blending horror and therapy themes.

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