I want to go to Vegas next year.

But I can’t find any information about what happens there!

Explanation: This joke is a play on the popular saying, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” which implies that anything that happens in Las Vegas is meant to remain a secret. The humor comes from the speaker pretending they can’t find any information about Vegas, when in fact, the joke is that nobody talks about it because of the well-known phrase.

What do you think?

I have a hard time with ancient Chinese philosophy.

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