I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.

I took gold, silver, and bronze.

Explanation: This joke humorously plays on the kleptomaniac’s tendency to steal. By entering a “kleptomaniac championship,” the punchline suggests the speaker literally “took” (stole) the gold, silver, and bronze medals, creating a clever and playful twist on the idea of winning.

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