I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colors.

It’s the highlight of my day.

Explanation: The humor lies in the unexpected intensity of excitement over something as mundane as marking a calendar. It’s an exaggerated passion for organization, making a routine task seem like the peak of daily joy—it’s relatable and absurd!

What do you think?

How do you repair your phone’s calendar?

Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?