How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “break the ice.” Literally, polar bears are heavy enough to break ice on which they walk. Figuratively, “breaking the ice” refers to starting a conversation in social settings.

What do you think?

If we are to be serious about saving the planet, we should stop printing calendars.

Why do cows wear bells?