How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing. It is on the house.

Explanation: The humor in this joke comes from the double meaning of “on the house.” Literally, a chimney is positioned on the roof of a house. However, “on the house” is also a common phrase that means something is free. The punchline combines these two meanings, making it a playful pun that suggests both the chimney’s physical placement and the idea that it costs nothing.

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