How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

Explanation: The joke humorously combines a simple task—changing a light bulb—with the idea that psychiatrists focus on personal willingness to change. The punchline plays on the therapeutic concept that change only happens if the individual (in this case, the light bulb) wants it, exaggerating the process to make it funny.

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Man: I am depressed. All my four sons want to be valets when they grow up.

If Dracula was a psychiatrist, what would his name be?