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0 Votes by charstacker inRelationship

How is marriage like a deck of cards?

At first it’s all hearts and diamonds but by the end you need a club and spade.

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One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

Why did the ground beef and bouillon have their marriage annulled?

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