How does a Lego man measure his shoe-size?

In square feet.

Explanation: This joke plays on the term “square feet,” which is a unit of measurement. Since Lego men are made up of blocky, square shapes, the punchline humorously suggests that they would measure their shoe size in “square feet,” creating a clever and playful wordplay.

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