How do you know a skeleton is sick?

He’s coffin.

Explanation: This joke is a pun on the word “coffin,” which can refer to both a container for a dead body and the sound of someone coughing. The humor comes from the play on words, as the skeleton is “coughing” because it’s sick, but skeletons are also associated with coffins in the literal sense, making the punchline a double meaning.

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