Funny Joke Generator

Add new joke

Menu

Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time.

Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time.

0 Votes by charstacker inLifestyle

How do you insult a vacuum?

Tell it, it doesn’t suck.

insult

What do you think?

0 Points

Upvote Downvote

How do you insult a vacuum?

What do you think?

What do you call an insult from an Indian man in a Turban?

What does the invisible man do to insult his co-workers?

Someone insulted me on my monitor’s refresh rate.

My wife insulted me by saying I have no sense of direction.

I was mildly insulted by a coffee today.

Never insult a donut.

I want to go to Vegas next year.

Googled ‘how to light a cigar’ & got 80,000 matches.

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do bees do when their friends move into a new hive?

What do you call a bald chair ?

How does a woman control her liquor?

Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?

Why do cows wear bells?

Hey girl, are you today’s date?

Where do cow farts come from?

Did you hear about the guy that got caught stealing a calendar?

Up the mountain, a Japanese asked the wise man: “Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, Japanese, all look alike?”

What do you call a hotdog with gas?

Why shouldn’t you study French philosophy before Roman poetry?

Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?

How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch?

Is Wonder Woman from the Middle East?

Did you hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?

Where did King Arthur leave his steed while visiting the Middle East?

A friend sat me down today and broke the news that he’s been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.

What do you think?

Log In

Sign In

Forgot password?

Your password reset link appears to be invalid or expired.

Log in

Privacy Policy

Add to Collection

No Collections

Hey Friend! Before You Go…