How do bankers describe having diarrhea?

Liquidating their assets!

Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of the term “liquidating assets.” In finance, “liquidation” refers to selling off assets for cash, while in the context of diarrhea, it humorously suggests a literal “liquid” situation. The clever wordplay creates a humorous connection between banking terminology and a bodily function, surprising the listener.

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