Honey, do you know the difference between toilet paper and window curtains?

“No, what is the difference between toilet paper and window curtains?”

“Then it was you!”

Explanation: This joke plays on the idea that the person doesn’t know the difference between toilet paper and window curtains, implying they used the curtains as toilet paper. The punchline reveals them as the culprit in an embarrassing situation!

What do you think?

Today, I told my really hot co-worker how I felt and she felt the same.

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”