Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

Explanation: This joke humorously exaggerates the abilities of hippos by stating they are faster than humans on land and in water. The punchline playfully suggests that in a triathlon, the only event where a person could outrun a hippo would be on a bicycle, creating a funny and lighthearted twist on the comparison.

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What do you call a hippo that can do magic?

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